Best Funny Quotes

i’m tired, i need money

im 99.9% sleepy all day

I just want a boy that’s gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.

Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

i just want a boy thats gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears.”

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.

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I am Waiting for GF Message!

Mans are many but money is money.

Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.

Learn then remove ‘L’.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

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